Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Quick Questions.....

I have a few questions that I'd LOVE to know the answers to.....maybe you guys have something on the books that I haven't discovered yet.

-What does a Chairs Match look like? We've seen Tables matches and we've seen Ladder matches, but I've never seen a Chairs Match. Just curious....

- Why is Ezekiel Jackson such a pushover? He could quite probably bench press half of the locker room and then eat the other half for dinner after doing a few reps. WWE is making him look like inferior to a good portion of the roster on Smackdown...just curious.....

- Why does Vince and company shop for Divas in catalogues and bikini contests when he knows they'll be potentially injured in his product? Seems to me that he just hates models....not that there's anything wrong with that...is there?

- Why is it that when Evan Bourne gets busted for the first offense of the WWE Wellness Policy that Air Boom isn't stripped of the titles, but when R-Truth is busted for HIS first offense, Awesome Truth is disbanded? Could it be that all WWE wanted was a vehicle to push Miz back into the title picture? Could Vince be so devious that he would sacrifice one tag team and yet, without destroying the entire Tag Division, keep the straps on the only other team left?

- Where has Petey Williams landed? When do we original TNA fans get to see the Canadian Destroyer again?

- What ever happened to the idea of bringing back America's Most Wanted? For a while, backstage, there was talk about Chris Harris turning on Matt Hardy back when Beer Money was going strong and using that story to propel Bobby Roode into singles competition while reuniting one of TNA's greatest tag teams in their history.

- If Triple H truly wanted to rebuild the Tag Team Division, why doesn't he simply call up names from FCW, where tag teams are being built as we speak? Why not put some undercard names together by their look they way they did with Air Boom? Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins, with a bit of tweaking, could be a primed team, if given a cohesive look and a bonded moveset.

Additionally, USING some of the other teams they already have in a progressive way; the Usos, for example, could be a great team, provided they lose the bright colors and go to long trunks or something less gawdy like that.

-After seeing footage of Hunico, Epico, and Primo, I almost expected to see the TNA talents, whose look was DELIBERATELY COPIED coming out to destroy them and drag their carcasses home to torture them on their home turf. Why do people believe that WWE is the innovator in most things? The gimmick themed PPV was done by TNA years before WWE caught on. The genius of the double standard runs wild among the devout WWE mark....

I have more questions for WWE than I do for TNA, but for all you who believe I wish to call for WWE's demise, nothing could be further from the truth. I want the company I loved watching back. I want to see a company where every division is making a difference in the company. I want the belts to look like they mean something. I want to see a PPV where I don't feel as though pushes have been wasted or that storylines are being fumbled. I want to believe in Vince's world, once again, but until he restores control to the wrestling writers and removes their reins; allowing them to think outside the PG box, this level of inconsistent booking, and the loss of talented performers who deserve better will continue....

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